Lucy and I were out running errands one day and we hit the nursery to pick up some plants and grass seed. Lucy was in the back with the flowers and potting materials. By the time we got home I let her out the back and the entire back of the car was covered in potting soil and grass seed. She was covered in it and was sooo happy. I let her in the back yard so I can clean out the car and by the time I’m done, she has wiggled her way in the back door. I follow her diet trail to the couch where she is eating a bunch of bananas she has stolen off the table and the couch is covered in dirt and bananas mush. I pick her up and we both get in the bath together and I’m also now covered in dirt and banana mush. We get all cleaned up and I go out to console my other dog who is definitely on the spectrum and very upset by the events just detailed. I go to pick him up and console him, and he pees all over me!